Only old people like to listen to music. Young people like to listen to a series of pulsating seismic tremors that can only be heard by the human bowels and a single heard of elephants on the other side of the planet.
That’s correct, right? I haven’t been a young person in a while. Young people with the roller blades and the skateboards and the hiphops. I might be the combined age of a couple of dogs, but I’m still down. With the sickness. As it were.
Also? The eighties called. They want their shit back. BUT THEY CAN’T HAVE IT.