Hell yeah, Mars. It’s named after the Roman god of war. And we land robots on it. There. You now know two of the most awesome facts about Mars.

Here’s some other rad as shit facts for your ass:

1. It’s red! (Ok, it’s rust colored. Never mind that.)

2. It’s got two captured asteroids for moons.

3. It might maybe have life on it.

4. It’s cold? Ok, I’m totally out of cool facts. SHOVE OFF.